Some may say they're the same duration of time, but I say – it depends on the way you look at it.
Fourteen hours. That's the length of time my best friend labored before the doctors decided to do a C-section and get the baby out. When I finally got to see her that day, she told me it felt more like 50,400 seconds. Fifty thousand, four hundred seconds of grueling pain, wasted, since she still had to be sectioned at the end of the day. Well, I finally got to find out for myself what it felt like barely four months later. At exactly 4.28pm, when they placed my son in my arms at last, the hours fell away and seemed to meld into that one moment in time when I gazed at him, drinking in every detail of his tiny features. At that point I felt I could have done it all over again if I had to, and no, even though the nurse assured me that according to her charts I'd been in labor for twelve hours, it didn’t feel like 43,200 seconds.
Fast forward three years and 11months. I'm on board a Boeing 747 aircraft bound for America, with my eighteen-month-old nephew in tow. Fourteen hours later I'm staggering out of the immigration checkpoint into my sister's outstretched arms and I feel as if every one of the 50,400 seconds in that fourteen-hour flight had somehow developed feet and come to dance a jig all over me. By this time my nephew, who if the truth were known had probably handed out heavy boots to each of those seconds as they swung into action, was sleeping like a little angel - which he wasn’t.
Funny thing about time. I still remember way back when I was little. Whenever we had an aunt visiting and she would go on and on about how I was growing at the speed of light and “wasn’t it just the other day you were blowing out your first birthday candle?” I remember thinking - “What is she talking about? Time is crawling. Why can't I just hurry up and be sixteen already?” Now I'm the one who is amazed at the way my niece and nephew seem to be racing toward the sky, and exclaiming each time I get to see them. This, as you may well expect, is much to my niece's irritation.
Ten business days. Twelve days. Two hundred and eighty eight hours. 17,280 minutes. That's how long I've been waiting to get the debit card that goes with the checking account I opened when I arrived in Massachusetts. When I stormed into the bank two days ago to complain that I'd waited for more than two weeks, the nice-looking lady at the counter assured me that there really was nothing amiss and that I'd only been waiting eight days. I of course, being the reasonable person that I am, refrained from telling her that it felt more like 17,280 minutes.
If I'm honest, I'll admit that it's been only a couple of months since I left Nigeria for the USA. Months without sunshine that is so intense, you feel it before you see it. Hot, moist, still air that reaches for you and caresses your skin as you step out of the comfort of an air conditioned room. Heat and sunshine twelve months a year, three sixty five days every year. Months without that blistering heat. I swore that I wouldn’t miss it. It's funny how you begin to miss the things you never particularly cared for once they're out of your reach. Another thing I miss – pepper. Not the kind you sprinkle on your salad to give it some flavor, but eye-watering, “tongues-on-fire” pepper. The kind that has you reaching for your glass of water with each mouthful.
Time. Your doctor tells you you have to be on a particular medication for three days and you heave a sigh of relief. Three days of medication seems like nothing compared to the one month of treatment you had last year. But again, it depends on how you look at it - or who's looking at it. This point really came home to me when I had to explain to my four year old that he would have to be on that nasty medicine the doctor had prescribed for his throat infection for five days. Since he had not quite mastered the concept of days and times, I had to explain to him that five days meant “when we sleep and wake up five times.” With a voice that quavered with tears, he fixed those beautiful brown eyes of his on me and said - “but that is a very long time.” Looking at it from his point of view, I realized that five days is indeed a long time.
Speaking of time. Three hours. One hundred and eighty minutes. 10,800 seconds - that's how long I've spent writing this piece.